This week a few things have popped up and surprised me. I’d tell you to stop snickering and get your mind out of the gutter; but you know me too well. So snicker away — I did.
It all started with a pop-up man…
(And now I want to write some flash fiction beginning with that line. That would be ‘flash fiction’ as in ‘an ultra-short story’, not as in ‘fiction about flashers’. And that’s not even a digression, because the pop-up man started with flashers.)
It was dusk. The lights were on in our house and the yard was cloaked in near-darkness. We live in the country so I don’t worry too much about privacy, but I do draw the blinds at night.
So I was heading for the window when I noticed a truck with its flashers on, backed into our driveway outside the gate. I wasn’t unduly surprised because sometimes people do pull into our driveway when they’re lost and need to check their GPS. (Which does them no good at all because we’re out in the middle of nowhere and our road isn’t on any GPS map; but anyway…)
I stood at the window watching the vehicle for a few moments. Then as I reached for the blind cord, a dark-clad man popped up out of the gloom, staring in at me.
He waved. His hand, fortunately.
I must have looked utterly dumbfounded. He gave me a conciliatory smile and waved again, pointing to his clipboard. Yep, the UPS guy had let himself in our gate and come to the front door (which we never use).
I felt more than a bit awkward as I opened the door and stammered a half-assed explanation as to why I’d apparently been standing there gawking brainlessly at him. He seemed happy enough to complete the transaction, but he probably went back to the depot and regaled everyone with the story of this weird creepy broad who stood there staring out at him instead of answering the door.
Next, we were digging the last of our carrots when this popped up:
Hubby speculated that the carrots were mutating into some sort of new ambulatory vegetable. Then we turned it around:
My last surprise was this guy (or gal — who can tell?):
I was sitting outside with my tea when this eagle flew by about ten feet away from me, and only a few feet off the ground. Wow, what a surprise! I’ve never been that close to a wild eagle before. (And after a glimpse of those vicious talons and beak, I don’t want to get much closer.)
Any surprises popped up in your world this week?
Book 15 update: An excellent plotting week! I have the story almost all mapped out now, and I’ve written up to Chapter 18. Aydan just got a big (and pleasant, for a change) surprise!