Christmas will be here in only three days, and I have a confession: Even though I hear about them all the time, I’ve never seen an ugly Christmas sweater.
Apparently everyone else has. Everybody makes fun of them. Before COVID, there were even entire parties dedicated to the wearing of ugly Christmas sweaters.
And I… just don’t get it.
I mean, obviously I’ve seen Christmas-themed sweaters, in all sorts of patterns and colours. And (as I discovered when I searched “ugly Christmas sweaters” on the internet) they’re frequently *ahem* off-colour. And educational. For example, I never would have thought of painstakingly knitting a sweater that features reindeer having a threesome. I learn something new every day.
But (excluding the one with Santa taking a dump down the chimney, which was just gross) I still didn’t find an ‘ugly’ sweater.
I have a design degree (though admittedly I sucked at design) and I understand colour theory. So, Christmas sweaters use complementary colour schemes and not-so-subtle patterns; but so what? I still don’t see where the ‘ugly’ comes in.
They’re bright, for sure. Sometimes literally, if you get one with built-in lights and batteries. But since when is ‘bright’ a synonym for ‘ugly’? Is calling them ‘ugly’ just preemptive self-deprecation by people who secretly love to wear them, but fear that some Grinch-hearted fashion guru will mock them? Are our adult lives really so dull and sad and drab that we’re not allowed to break out some exuberant over-the-top colour just once a year?
Or… (this is a distinct possibility) is this just another example of my general lack of fashion sense? Go ahead, lay it out there. I can take it. 😉
But regardless of the Christmas sweater conundrum… if you celebrate Christmas, I wish you a very merry one. If you don’t, I wish you joy in whatever tradition or ritual you do observe; or I wish you the contentment of no celebrations at all. Sometimes the quiet moments are the most precious.
May peace, health, happiness, and prosperity be yours, now and in the New Year!
Book 17 update: I’ve just hit Chapter 6, and things are getting complicated in Aydan’s world already. Stemp has been suspended pending an official inquiry, and charming liar Agent Ian Rand has a mysterious message he insists on delivering in person. What could possibly go wrong…?