Well, another gardening season has come and (almost) gone. I’ve been gardening for decades, but every year I learn something new. For example:
- Never let Hubby start the tomato plants unsupervised. Each spring we talk it over, decide which varieties we want to grow, and figure about twenty plants should do us. Then Hubby plants the seeds in their little cells (allowing a few extra in case of germination failure). This year we had forty-three tomato plants, up from thirty-seven last year. ’Nuff said.
- Chickweed is a cover crop. I’ve finally accepted that chickweed springs up to form an impenetrable carpet in the winter here no matter how I try to stop it. So now I’m embracing it. Chickweed conserves nitrogen and protects the soil structure, it’s cheery bright green all winter long, its fragile leaves and stems till easily into the soil in spring; and it’s even edible. Win!
- We rarely eat as many beets and carrots as I think we will. If Hubby’s weak spot is tomato plants, mine is beets and carrots. We still have carrots in the freezer and beets in jars from last year, and four long rows of each await me in the garden. Anybody want twenty or thirty pounds of nice fresh beets and carrots?
- Pumpkins have a twisted sense of humour. Last year I planted four hills of pumpkin seeds and got four pumpkins. This year I planted two hills and got thirty pumpkins. WTF?!?
- “Naturalizing” tulips don’t. They’re gorgeous the first year, smaller the second year, and they vanish without a trace in year three. But they’re so beautiful, I just keep planting them. Some folks never learn. (Other folks buy botanical tulips, which do naturalize. So I planted some of those, too. You can’t keep a good addict down.)
- Wet cabbage leaves are SLIPPERY. One moment I was strolling over a layer of discarded cabbage leaves; next thing I knew I was on my knees in cold soggy mud, laughing like a lunatic. Fortunately no cabbages were harmed; and I’ve never been particularly attached to my dignity anyway.
- No amount of spring bulbs is “enough”. I planted another couple of hundred crocuses, tulips, daffodils, and hyacinths this fall. That makes over 2,000 bulbs we’ve planted on our property in the four years we’ve lived here. (I need more bulbs…)
- I have zero ability to manage outdoor projects. They always take three times as long as I think they will, and something “more important” always comes up. This summer I completed projects I didn’t even intend to start; and didn’t finish projects I’d sworn were top priority. But they all need to be done, so I’m hoping it’ll even out in the end.
- Superschmelz kohlrabi is da bomb. I love kohlrabi even though it looks like it was conceived by a green alien with an irresistible attraction to volleyballs. This year I grew Superschmelz for the first time:
Any alien veggies in your garden?
Book 17 update: I’ve started plotting, woohoo! Stay tuned for regular progress reports starting in two weeks…