The votes are in, and the title for Book 12 will be “Kiss And Say Good Spy”! I’m pumped because that was the title I’d originally chosen for it (before I second-guessed myself). I would have been happy with any of the other titles, too, but it’s cool to see I was on the right wavelength from the start.
Many thanks to everyone who voted in the poll! Even if you didn’t vote for “Kiss And Say Good Spy”, your vote was still important – it helps me understand people’s preferences better for future books. And I’m looking forward to lots of future books – I love writing!
I’m lucky enough to enjoy all parts of it, including the hours and hours of editing (yes, I know I’m a freak). I also amuse myself by setting mini-challenges for each book: “Can I include (fill in oddball item) in this book somehow?”
In Book 10 I challenged myself to include “ballistic rutabagas”, which became the name of an alternative music band. In Book 11 the challenge was alien porn (kindly suggested by @SomeRandomGuy); and I’m proud to say I found a way to work it into the story. Tastefully, of course. *snickers*
But Book 12’s challenge, inspired by @SueSlaght’s blog post Short-Beaked Echidna Australia’s Fast Tongue, was a little trickier: Include a short-beaked echidna, also known as a spiny anteater. (For those unaware of the short-beaked echidna’s claim to fame: It has a long, amazingly fast tongue and a four-headed penis.)
I had originally thought I might use an echidna as a villain’s pet, à la Ernst Blofeld in the James Bond classic “You Only Live Twice”. That idea was shot down when I researched echidnas and discovered that they don’t make good pets because picking them up causes them intense stress and can injure them.
But my research also revealed that there are exceptions to that rule. F’rinstance, there’s at least one short-beaked echidna that enjoys being picked up… in fact, he enjoys it a little too much. He had to be retired from his career at a zoo because he kept getting a giant erection every time he was handled.
You can imagine where my mind went with that: a villain’s pet that pops an enormous boner at inopportune moments. I so, so wanted to write that!
But I didn’t.
See, I have a modicum of… well, I hesitate to go as far as to say ‘good taste’, so let’s just stick with ‘restraint’.
I did, however, manage to work the echidna into the story. Challenge = Met!
So if you’re burning to know how a short-beaked echidna fits into a spy thriller: The release date for “Kiss And Say Good Spy” is August 1, and preorders will be going live by the end of this week for the e-book versions (paperbacks will be released later). If you’ve signed up for my New Book Notification list, you’ll get an email with links to the preorders as soon as they’re available. I’ll also announce them on the Books page and my Facebook author page.
I’m a little late with this since Canada’s 150th birthday was July 1, but one of my readers (Ethel: thank you) sent me this link and I thought everyone else might get a kick out of it, too. It’s a music video created a few years ago by our favourite Canadian astronaut, Chris Hadfield, and his brother Dave:
Welcome to Canada, eh? 🙂
Now… off to ponder Book 13’s challenge…