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This is Snow Lady.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/p1000154.jpgP1000154The adorable mini-tulips are bloominghttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/dewy-lupin-macro.jpgdewy lupin macroThe lupin leaves are amazing on a misty day.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/bumblebee2-on-blue-anemone-cropped.jpgbumblebee2 on blue anemone croppedThe big fuzzy bumblebees are out now, and the anemones are heavenly-blue.2020-08-19T17:01:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/04/17/getting-down-and-dirty/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/img_2027-e1597856367819.jpgIMG_2027That's a 33' x 83' pond, about 80,000 Imperial gallons.2020-08-19T16:59:36+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/06/12/flipped-off-by-the-bird/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/strawberry-patch-e1597855952746.jpgstrawberry patchThe giant strawberry patchhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/strawberries.jpgstrawberriesThis is how they're supposed to look: No gouges or divots!2020-08-19T16:52:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/09/06/im-a-rock-star/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/diane-excavator-e1597855002714.jpgdiane excavatorMy latest toy (rented, sadly - it's a little too pricey to own).https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rhodo-garden.jpgrhodo gardenAbout half done. The paper sunshades are to ensure our poor little rhodos don’t fry in the 37C/99F weather we’ve had lately. The wheelbarrow and pickaxe and hoe and shovel are to ensure that I sweat so much that I look as though somebody dumped a bucket of water over my head and rolled me in gravel dust.2020-08-19T16:36:52+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/05/24/launching-the-swamp-shuttle/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/the-new-homestead.jpgthe new homesteadThe new homestead - still some work to be done, but it's getting there!2020-08-19T16:32:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/08/19/garden-goodies/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/romneya-coulteri-california-tree-poppy-fried-egg-plant-at-phill-and-dianes-1.jpgRomneya coulteri (California Tree Poppy - Fried Egg Plant) at Phill and Diane'sRomneya coulteri (California Tree Poppy - Fried Egg Plant)https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/img_2404.jpgIMG_2404Our pineapple harvest for the year.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/sky-high-sunflowers-at-phill-and-dianes.jpgSky-high sunflowers at Phill and Diane'sSky-high sunflowershttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/rufous-hummingbird-with-scarlet-runner-bean-blossoms-at-phill-and-dianes.jpgRufous hummingbird with Scarlet runner bean blossoms at Phill and Diane'sRufous hummingbird with Scarlet runner bean blossoms https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/annas-hummingbird-with-scarlet-runner-bean-blossoms-at-phill-and-dianes.jpgAnna's hummingbird with Scarlet runner bean blossoms at Phill and Diane'sAnna's hummingbird with scarlet runner bean blossomshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/echinacea-purpurea-at-phill-and-dianes.jpgEchinacea purpurea at Phill and Diane'sEchinacea purpureahttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/echinacea-x-hybrida-cheyenne-spirit-at-phill-and-dianes.jpgEchinacea x hybrida 'Cheyenne Spirit' at Phill and Diane'sEchinacea x hybrida 'Cheyenne Spirit'https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/poppy-1-at-phill-and-dianes.jpgPoppy 1 at Phill and Diane'sPoppieshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/another-two-tone-dahlia-at-phill-and-dianes.jpgAnother two-tone dahlia at Phill and Diane'sMore dahliashttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/dewy-rose-at-phill-and-dianes.jpgDewy rose at Phill and Diane'sGorgeous roses2020-09-02T21:30:57+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/04/01/a-wrinkly-old-bog/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/can-you-spot-the-tiny-but-tough-viola.jpgCan you spot the tiny but tough violaCan you spot the tiny but tough viola that decided to grow despite the odds?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/heres-the-closeup-this-little-guy-just-decided-to-grow-here.jpgHere's the closeup - this little guy just decided to grow hereHere's a closeup - amazing how these tiny but tough flowers find a way to survive!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/a-baby-pineapple-hubby-started-the-plant-from-a-grocery-store-pineapple-top-after-we-ate-the-pineapple.jpgA baby pineapple - Hubby started the plant from a grocery-store pineapple top after we ate the pineappleIndoors, a baby pineapple that Hubby started from the top of a store-bought pineapple we ate.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/muscari-armeniacum-grape-hyacinth-with-erica-x-darleyensis-kramers-red-at-the-betts-henders-place.jpgMuscari armeniacum (grape hyacinth) with Erica x darleyensis 'Kramer's Red' at the Betts-Henders placehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/tulipa-kaufmanniana-and-chionodoxa-forbesii-blue-giant-glory-of-the-snow-at-the-betts-henders-place.jpgTulipa kaufmanniana and Chionodoxa forbesii 'Blue Giant' (Glory of the Snow) at the Betts-Henders placehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_2382-e1585714879556.jpgIMG_23822020-08-18T21:35:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/03/18/doobie-ous-choices/2020-08-18T01:00:20+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/08/05/tea-ahhhh-or-aaaaaagh/2020-10-26T18:08:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/05/23/i-am-canadian/2020-07-31T03:15:15+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/08/08/heeere-mr-gopher/2020-07-31T02:41:12+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/08/01/optimism-or-idiocy/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/floors.jpgfloorsThe house Delusion built.2020-07-31T02:38:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/07/04/cheapskate/2020-07-31T02:35:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/06/27/im-disturbed/2020-07-31T02:34:28+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/06/06/you-know-the-thing/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dick-prickly.jpgdick pricklyMeet Dick Prickly.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fred.jpgfredFred. Not the original.2020-07-31T02:33:25+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/06/20/im-probably-a-sociopath-exhibit-a/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waist-pouch.jpgwaist pouchPhotographic evidence: Exhibit A2020-07-31T02:17:36+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/07/22/off-in-the-weeds/2020-07-30T21:39:45+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/07/08/plumbing-the-depths/2021-04-20T05:40:09+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/06/24/i-hear-bagpipes/2020-07-07T03:39:56+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/06/10/wait-who-is-this/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/ak-3-cover-for-audiobook.jpgAK-3 cover for audiobook2020-06-18T02:47:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/05/27/dishing-the-dirt/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/2003018-cameron-lake-log-acrylic.jpg2003018 Cameron Lake Log acrylic"Cameron Lake Log" by Diane Henders - acrylic 16" x 20"https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/1909017-sunrise-beach-watercolour.jpg1909017 sunrise beach watercolourhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/sunrise-beach-watercolour-2nd-adjustment.jpgsunrise beach watercolour 2nd adjustment"Rathtrevor Beach Campground" by Diane Henders - Watercolour 9" x 12"https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/crimson-rising-by-joanne-nemeth-art.jpgCrimson Rising by Joanne Nemeth Art“Crimson Rising” by Joanne Nemeth - 11” x 14” acrylic, framed - $175 https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/spring-revival-by-joanne-nemeth-art.jpgSpring Revival by Joanne Nemeth Art“Spring Revival” by Joanne Nemeth - 17” x 14” acrylic, framed - $250https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/stairway-to-heaven-judges-row-qualicum-beach-by-vanessa-lambert.jpgStairway to Heaven, Judges Row, Qualicum Beach by Vanessa Lambert"Stairway to Heaven", Judges Row, Qualicum Beach by Vanessa Lamberthttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/joanne-ayley-art-the-lookout.jpgJoanne Ayley Art - 'The Lookout'https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/joanne-ayley-art-my-house.jpgJoanne Ayley Art - 'My House'2020-06-11T00:43:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/05/13/virtual-art-show/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/deborah-glover-art-acrylic-24x36-1.jpgDeborah Glover Art acrylic 24x36https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/deborah-glover-art-acrylic-11-x-14.jpgDeborah Glover Art acrylic 11 x 14https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/lynne-rattray-art-boldly-go.jpgLynne Rattray Art - 'Boldly Go'2020-06-11T17:30:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/q-with-diane/2020-05-01T21:34:07+00:00weekly0.6https://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/04/29/marriage-is-a-short-sentence/2020-08-14T22:05:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/04/15/language-lapses/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/ak-15-cover-rgb.jpgAK-15 cover RGB2020-04-25T18:52:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/03/04/never-turn-your-back-on-your-car/2020-03-15T15:34:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/02/19/amaryllis-and-avocats/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/red-amaryllis.jpgred amaryllis...and gorgeous deep satiny red!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/p1000795.jpgP1000795...and gorgeous deep red!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/p1000792.jpgP1000792Hot pinkhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/p1000789.jpgP1000789Flame redhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/p1000106.jpgP1000106These little beauties are just starting outside.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/amaryllis-blooms.jpgamaryllis bloomsThese guys are three feet tall!2020-02-24T22:23:26+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/02/05/i-did-it-and-im-proud-ish/2020-02-18T01:54:13+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/01/22/it-tastes-like-sh-ampagne/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/tomato-cider.jpgtomato cider2020-01-30T18:16:49+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/cartoons/2020-01-17T00:14:59+00:00weekly0.6https://blog.dianehenders.com/2020/01/08/dwindling-time-shrinking-pants/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/lees-best-purple.jpgLee's Best PurpleAnd our tiny rhododendrons bloomed heroically! This is 'Lee's Best Purple', only about 2 feet tall but with flower trusses the size of basketballs.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/p1000625.jpgP1000625Sunny rudbeckia. This is 'Goldsturm'.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/p1000638.jpgP1000638https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bee-on-hibiscus.jpgbee on hibiscusBees hard at work - look at the pollen on this little guy!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/img_2127.jpgIMG_2127Happy garden plants soaking up the sunhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/img_2103.jpgIMG_2103Ahhhh, beach and blue sky!2020-01-19T17:15:14+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/12/25/may-your-days-be/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/xmas-2019.jpgxmas 20192020-01-06T21:01:56+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/12/11/i-think-hes-happy-to-see-me/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/eagle.jpgeaglehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/carrot-front.jpgcarrot frontI think he's happy to see me; in a twisted sort of way...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/carrot-back.jpgcarrot back2019-12-22T02:45:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/11/27/never-mind-its-gourmet/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/birthday-cake.jpgbirthday cakeI'm no professional, but I have fun decorating cakes anyway!2019-12-02T04:51:25+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/11/13/artificial-what/2019-11-19T19:45:04+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/11/06/going-bananas/2019-11-18T23:04:33+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/10/23/gardening-and-other-extreme-sports/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tomato-wine.jpgtomato winehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/beets.jpgbeetshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/watermelon.jpgwatermelon2019-11-26T00:29:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/10/16/tomato-wine/2019-11-18T22:55:34+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/10/09/awkward/2020-02-18T01:56:55+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/10/02/bruce-can-fly/2019-10-21T03:33:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/09/18/meet-bruce-almighty/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/spawn-of-bruce.jpgSpawn of BruceSpawn of Brucehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/bruce-almighty.jpgBruce AlmightyThis is Bruce napping, playing, etc.2019-10-02T20:07:06+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/09/04/more-juggling-but-not-with-fish/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/fireweed.jpgfireweedEven the weeds are beautiful. This is fireweed (also known as rosebay willowherb).https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/medusa-rhododendron.jpgMedusa rhododendronOne of our newest rhododendrons, Medusa, has gotten a bit confused as to whether it's spring or fall, but she's beautiful anyway!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/dewy-pink-snapdragons.jpgdewy pink snapdragonsThe snapdragons are still putting on a showhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/bee-and-spider-with-pink-zinnia.jpgbee and spider with pink zinniaI'm not sure whether it was my camera or the white spider that chased this bee off the zinnia.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/squirrel.jpgsquirrelThis little guy has been hard at work snipping off pine cones and stashing them away.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/black-bear-in-tree.jpgblack bear in treeThis little black bear has been feasting on the wild cherries near our house. Don't be fooled by his comfortable pose - he's actually about 30 feet in the air. (Yes, I had a good telephoto - I wasn't getting any closer!)https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/pantry.jpgpantry50 pints of pickles, 22 pints of jam, 7 pints of salsa, 28 pints of beans (another 20 pounds frozen), and lots of space left for all the beets and tomatoes!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/carrots.jpgcarrotsTen gallons of carrots all ready for the freezerhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/tomatoes.jpgtomatoesA single picking of tomatoes2019-09-11T17:20:13+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/08/28/a-fishy-tale/2019-09-15T23:55:46+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/08/14/smackdown-or-not/2019-08-16T21:44:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/08/07/hmmm/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/cover-survey.jpgcover surveyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ak-2-cover-redesign.jpgAK-2 cover redesignhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ak-1-cover-redesign.jpgAK-1 cover redesignhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/screaming-plywood.jpgscreaming plywoodAm I right?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/is-it-legal-to-marry-yourself.jpgis it legal to marry yourself2019-08-28T02:55:20+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/07/31/down-the-rabbit-hole/2019-08-28T16:05:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/07/24/another-sticky-situation/2019-07-31T22:10:17+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/07/17/bird-brains-my-butt/2019-07-25T23:57:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/07/10/my-taste-is-all-in-my-mouth/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/img_2125.jpgIMG_21252019-07-26T22:52:55+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/07/03/dont-diss-my-beaver/2020-06-27T17:14:57+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/06/26/oh/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/presentation-poster.jpgPresentation posterhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/stupid-aphids.jpgstupid aphids2019-07-03T18:38:55+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/06/19/gator-bait/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/alligator-chip.jpgalligator chiphttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ceiling-gator.jpgceiling gator2019-07-06T16:01:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/06/05/ive-learned-my-lesson/2019-06-13T03:58:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/05/29/i-blame-the-cucumber/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/survey2-1.jpgsurvey2https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/ak-14-cover.jpgAK-14 coverhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/option-3-book-14-blue-green.jpgOption 3 book 14 blue-greenhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/option-3-book-14-1.jpgOption 3 book 14https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/option-3-book-14.jpgOption 3 book 14https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/option-3-book-14-with-smaller-photo-and-file-folder.jpgOption 3 book 14 with smaller photo and file folderhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/font-change-only.jpgfont change onlyThe original cover, with the new fonthttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/survey2.jpgsurvey2https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/option-3-books-1-and-14-with-file-folder-1.jpgOption 3 books 1 and 14 with file folderhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/option-3-books-1-and-14-with-file-folder.jpgOption 3 books 1 and 14 with file folderSample covers with Top Secret file folder2019-06-11T03:58:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/05/22/the-smarter-i-think-i-am/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/cover-poll-1.jpgcover pollhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/cover-redesign.jpgcover redesign2019-05-30T02:20:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/05/15/kiwi-fruit-and-toilet-paper/2019-08-21T23:34:35+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/05/08/restaurant-masochism/2019-05-19T16:59:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/05/01/tiger-nuts/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/not-a-nut.jpgSkinned Tigernuts - 227 g - Swisspack - PRINThttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/goodfarts-e1556569507925.jpggoodfartshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/skinned-tigernuts-e1556563266710.jpgskinned tigernuts2019-05-10T15:11:36+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/04/24/nocturnal-ninja/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/peace-lily.jpgpeace lilyThe ninja peace lily. I think I'll call it Audrey...2019-05-03T03:20:36+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/04/10/sleight-of-hand/2019-05-24T17:11:11+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/03/27/exercising-my-options/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/heron-with-blue-mat.jpgheron with blue mathttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/heron-with-gold-mat.jpgheron with gold mathttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/heron-with-green-mat.jpgheron with green mathttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/heron-with-pale-green-mat.jpgheron with pale green mathttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/heron-with-cream-mat.jpgheron with cream mat2019-04-03T16:08:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/03/20/a-day-in-the-life/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife1-1.jpgadayinthelife1The bees are hard at work already.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife2.jpgadayinthelife2I love my crocuses!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife3.jpgadayinthelife3Crocuses, winter aconite, and heather.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife4.jpgadayinthelife4Tiny anemones, only a few inches tall.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife1.jpgadayinthelife1The bees are hard at work already.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife5.jpgadayinthelife5The first minnow daffodil is blooming!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife8.jpgadayinthelife8The heather and crocuses are in full bloom!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife7.jpgadayinthelife7The native ferns are already vibrant.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/adayinthelife6.jpgadayinthelife6The snow is finally almost gone!2019-03-26T16:42:00+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/03/13/when-neurons-misfire/2019-05-12T14:46:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/03/06/crap-shooting/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/ak-14-cover-1.jpgAK-14 coverhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/ak-14-cover.jpgAK-14 cover2019-03-14T21:33:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/02/27/things-are-getting-hairy/2019-03-05T04:38:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/02/20/baa-a-a-ad-boy/2019-02-27T16:48:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/02/13/ass-biting-and-embarrassment/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/snowy-truck.jpgsnowy truckThat's a full-size 4x4 slowly vanishing in the snow.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_1932.jpgIMG_19322019-02-19T17:21:42+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/02/06/gravy-my-nemesis/2019-02-17T21:28:22+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/01/23/its-done-ish/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_1906.jpgimg_1906The yellow alyssum has wee yellow buds.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_1902.jpgimg_1902Even the hydrangea thinks it's spring.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_1901.jpgimg_1901The rhododendron buds are getting bigger by the day! This is 'Kabarett' - this will be its first year of bloom (it will be purple).https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_1899.jpgimg_1899The flower garden is slowly starting to fill in. Maybe I should have bought bigger plants to start with... ;-)https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_1897.jpgimg_1897'Tanya' heather, plus one red anemone that is 'WAY ahead of all the rest.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_1895.jpgimg_1895This is 'Eva Gold' heather.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_1894.jpgimg_1894'Zeta' heather has been putting on a show since November, and the pansies and grape hyacinths will soon be blooming again.2019-01-28T23:07:52+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/01/16/in-my-dreams/2019-01-24T21:23:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/01/09/the-crabapple-dirge/2019-01-16T16:39:00+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2019/01/02/blow-me-down/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/storm4.jpgstorm4The wind blew so hard that it came through every tiny pinhole aperture, leaving drifts of the drywall dust that had remained under the bottom plates of the walls during construction.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/storm1.jpgstorm1This used to be solid forest, but the wind cleared it just like a tunnel. Some of the trees in this area were three feet in diameter. And it's right behind our house...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/storm3.jpgstorm3The forest looks like shattered toothpicks.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/storm2.jpgstorm2These were hundred-foot-tall trees, yanked up by their roots.2019-01-10T18:30:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/12/19/mind-boggled/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/santa_grinch-survey.jpgsanta_grinch surveyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/santa_grinch-survey-thumbnail-1.jpgsanta_grinch survey thumbnailClick on the image to see the full resultshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Christmas-at-Grandma-and-Grandpas.jpgChristmas at Grandma and GrandpasChristmas at Grandma & Grandpa'shttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/how-can-e1545195967111.jpghow can2019-01-02T19:25:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/12/12/lies-damned-lies-and-statistics/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/xmas-survey4.jpgxmas survey2018-12-19T16:50:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/12/05/a-pictures-worth-a-thousand-swearwords/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/treadmill-icons.jpgtreadmill iconshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/power-button1.jpgpower button2018-12-11T00:54:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/11/28/solving-the-wrong-problem/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_1796-processed-final.jpgIMG_1796 processed finalAhhhhh...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_1787-processed-final.jpgIMG_1787 processed finalIt wouldn't be the West Coast without some gorgeous greens!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_1800.jpgIMG_1800But even on a calm day, the ocean never rests. This is Amphitrite lighthouse in Ucluelet.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_1798.jpgIMG_1798And we took a trip out to Ucluelet (on the west coast of Vancouver Island) a couple of weeks ago, on a gorgeous calm sunny day.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_1815-processed.jpgIMG_1815 processedThe last few leaves of the weigela are perched like bright butterflies on the twigs.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_1814.jpgIMG_1814The heather is already in bloom, and the pansies never stopped.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_1812.jpgIMG_1812It's hard to believe, but one of our rhodos is still blooming! This is "Bloom-a-thon Lavendar".2018-12-05T18:05:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/11/21/name-calling/2018-12-14T18:30:53+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/11/14/no-regrets-much/2018-11-20T23:44:15+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/11/07/what-were-they-thinking/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/trellis-finished-e1541557612876.jpgtrellis - finishedThe last of the dahlias are still hanging on, and yesterday I planted 700 bulbs. Looking forward to spring!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/toilet-sign-e1541554392669.jpgtoilet signThe sign says "Press and hold grey circle for 5 seconds to flush"… and there's a grey circle on the sign.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/stabilo-woody-e1541554125772.jpgStabilo woodyThe Stabilo Woodyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/eye-drops.jpgeye drops0.4 ml: About 7 drops2018-11-13T21:49:04+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/10/31/random-passenger/2018-12-30T23:20:57+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/10/24/ruminants-ice-cream-and-welding-feet/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/trellis.jpgtrellisThe trellis will get a coat of paint and then we'll use it to espalier our peach tree against the garage wall.2018-10-30T18:31:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/10/17/evil-seagull-lady/2018-10-22T22:57:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/10/10/just-a-nutjob/2018-10-24T22:19:12+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/10/03/keep-calm-and-carry-on/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/katsura-and-douglas-fir.jpgkatsura and douglas firThis golden gorgeousness is a katsura tree, which smells just like caramel in the autumn. The beautiful bark behind it is a giant Douglas fir.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/garden-fall-2018.jpggarden fall 2018Just a few more tons of rock to move...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/doe-and-fawns-in-qb.jpgdoe and fawns in QBMom and babies weren't worried even when I walked up to about fifteen feet away.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/peacocks.jpgpeacocksTwo peacocks, just hanging out in the middle of the woods. Go figure.2018-10-09T16:38:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/08/15/mom-was-right-again/2018-10-02T22:18:53+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/04/11/the-pitter-patter-of-tiny-feet/2018-10-02T22:17:55+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/02/07/im-pick-able-timing/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/nose-pickin-view.jpgnose-pickin viewThe view that bit me in the, um... nose.2018-10-02T22:17:06+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/11/22/hello-garlic-my-old-friend/2018-10-02T22:16:02+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/07/12/good-spies-finish-first/2018-10-02T22:10:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/04/26/marvin-goes-to-the-library/2018-10-02T22:09:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/01/25/whos-on-first/2018-10-02T22:07:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/01/11/flying-food/2018-10-02T22:06:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/10/05/eat-the-gawkers/2018-10-02T22:03:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/08/24/mad-cow/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bovine-sex-club.jpgbovine sex club2018-10-02T22:02:17+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/06/15/beating-the-bean-breeze/2018-10-02T22:00:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/02/03/winter-is-cancelled-due-to-lack-of-interest/2018-10-02T21:58:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/01/13/missed-it-by-that-much/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/netflix-titles2.jpgnetflix titles2Okay, is the Netflix search utility just a random result generator?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/netflix-titles.jpgnetflix titlesIs there anything in these results that remotely resembles my search terms?2018-10-02T21:57:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/12/23/a-very-vampire-solstice-mas/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ak-9-cover-final-20152.jpgAK-9 cover final 2015https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/vampire-christmas.jpgvampire christmashttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/xmas-tree.jpgxmas tree2018-10-02T21:57:09+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/11/11/lest-we-forget/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/uncle-bob-montage.jpguncle Bob montage2018-10-02T21:56:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/09/30/the-terrifying-bearrot/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bearrot.jpgbearrotThis is what happens when I blog while not completely awake.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bear-belt.jpgbear beltThe bear belt: Everything I need to frighten a bear through sheer dorkage.2018-10-02T21:52:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/08/26/snow-and-shrinkage/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/canadian-temperature-conversion.jpgCanadian temperature conversion2018-10-02T21:51:53+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/06/24/bad-moon-rising/2018-10-02T21:50:58+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/03/04/great-balls-of-portent/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/newmarket-health-centre.jpgnewmarket health centreAn anatomically correct building. And it’s Canajen, eh?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tasty-balls.jpgtasty ballsWords fail me… Okay, no. It just begs for words.2018-10-02T21:49:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/12/17/is-that-a-snake-in-your-pocket-or/2018-10-02T21:44:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/10/22/slime-youre-eye-candy/2018-10-02T21:43:43+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/06/11/weapons-of-ass-destruction/2020-09-04T19:00:33+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/04/09/zombie-bullets/2018-10-02T21:40:13+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/03/19/feeling-green/2018-10-02T21:38:55+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/03/12/talking-plants/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/orchids.jpgorchidsThe irresistible talking orchids2018-10-02T21:37:33+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/01/01/retroactive-weirdness/2018-10-02T21:35:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/12/25/the-abc-of-me/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/merry-christmas.jpgmerry christmashttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/abc-proportional.jpgABC proportional2018-10-02T21:34:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/11/06/movember-moustache-monikers/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/moustache-monikers.jpgmoustache monikers2018-10-02T21:27:12+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/09/04/the-sound-of-dementia/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bikeshit.jpgbikeshitHell, even when I type ‘bikes hit’ I still read it as ‘bike shit’.2018-10-02T21:24:28+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/04/10/boot-to-the-head/2018-10-02T21:23:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2011/12/28/why-orange-plastic-palm-trees/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/palm-tree.jpgpalm tree2018-10-02T21:19:10+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2011/08/31/manitoba-chinese-at-the-paris/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/happy-rock-e1538515112143.jpghappy rock Gladstone’s mascot, Happy Rock. Get it?2018-10-02T21:18:45+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2011/07/27/im-canadian-i-swear/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/beaver.jpgBig beaverWorld’s Largest Beaver at Beaverlodge, Alberta2018-10-02T21:17:18+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/09/26/butt-of-a-soak-erm-joke/2018-09-30T04:32:38+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/09/19/the-vultures-are-circling/2018-09-25T18:24:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/09/12/cheesy-sasquatch-fries/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/sasquatch2.jpgsasquatch22018-09-23T03:13:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/09/05/its-a-fine-line-2/2018-09-10T03:43:27+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/08/22/zucchini-wars/2018-08-26T20:11:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/08/08/one-of-those-weeks/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/butterfly-bush-little.jpgbutterfly bush - littlehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/butterfly-bush-big.jpgbutterfly bush - big2018-08-22T16:05:18+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/08/01/elvis-me-and-a-fly-on-the-wall/2018-08-08T18:31:35+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/07/25/manly-soap-opera/2018-08-03T21:39:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/07/18/objects-in-the-mirror-may-be-scarier-than-they-appear/2018-07-23T21:20:30+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/casting-dreams/2019-12-13T17:14:01+00:00weekly0.6https://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/07/11/what-the-f-ish/2018-07-14T17:30:02+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/07/04/me-and-the-boys/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/b-day-card.jpgb-day cardhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/peaches.jpgpeachesIt's a boy!2018-07-14T17:27:56+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/06/27/pitch-fail/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/poll-results.jpgpoll results2018-07-01T03:24:20+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/06/13/carmageddon-is-coming/2018-06-20T16:05:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/06/06/our-excellent-adventure/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rhodo-lake4.jpgrhodo lake4More rhodos in the woods.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rhodo-lake3.jpgrhodo lake3Hard to believe they're wild!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rhodo-lake-map.jpgrhodo lake mapRhododendron Lake is only about 10 km off the main highway between Parksville and Nanaimo; but it's a SLOW drive.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rhodo-lake2.jpgrhodo lake2Rhododendrons growing wild in the woods.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rhodo-lake1.jpgrhodo lake1Rhododendron Lake2018-06-09T21:27:13+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/05/30/im-gonna-need-a-forklift/2018-06-04T01:38:33+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/05/23/leading-you-down-the-garden-path/2018-06-04T01:44:35+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/05/16/geek-speak/2018-08-29T16:04:58+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/05/09/some-news-is-good-news/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/ak-13-cover-final1.jpgAK-13 cover finalhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1341.jpgIMG_1341Our deciduous azalea, R. luteum “Golden Comet” is bright and fragranthttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1344.jpgIMG_1344The last of the tulips are putting on a show.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1339.jpgIMG_1339My apple twig is in full bloom (it’s too small to be called a “tree” yet)https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1343.jpgIMG_1343The sun is shining!2018-05-21T02:29:38+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/05/02/flowers-and-festivities/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/purple-anemones2.jpgpurple anemones2More anemones with a fat seed head in the foreground.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/pink-anemones.jpgpink anemones...and these ones are just getting started.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/purple-anemones.jpgpurple anemonesThese anemones are almost finished in our garden.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/red-rhodo.jpgred rhodo...and this is how we're hoping it might look someday.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1328.jpgIMG_1328This is our baby rhododendron "Baden-Baden".https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1301.jpgIMG_1301Camellias at Milner Gardenshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1292.jpgIMG_1292Beach view from Milner Gardenshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1287.jpgIMG_1287Rhodos at Milner Gardenshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1276.jpgIMG_1276Almost there...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1275.jpgIMG_1275White rhodo closeup2018-05-09T16:01:58+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/04/25/its-baaaack/2018-06-02T15:50:49+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/04/18/brain-food/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/img_1229.jpgIMG_12292018-04-23T13:34:02+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/04/04/the-wisdom-of-trees/2018-04-11T15:31:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/03/28/getting-stoned/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/rototiller.jpgrototillerThe Beast. (That’s our tilled garden in the middleground; with the original “soil” in the background still waiting to be attacked. Or to attack us.)2018-03-31T00:32:43+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/03/21/crazy-plant-lady-2/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_1034.jpgIMG_1034My poor yellowing rhododendron.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_10291.jpgIMG_10292018-03-28T18:22:42+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/03/14/stupidly-smart/2018-03-23T16:42:46+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/03/07/what-have-i-been-smoking/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/zero-minus-zero-equals-214.jpgzero minus zero equals 214If you don’t feel like reading the fine print, TurboTax says that a Total Federal Tax of zero, minus tax credits totalling zero, equals $214.04 tax owing. I haven’t even entered any income yet.2018-03-23T16:40:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/02/28/inventive-issues/2018-03-23T16:34:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/02/21/unnatural-nature/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/snowshoe-hare3.jpgsnowshoe harehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_1015.jpgIMG_1015Watch that last step – it’s a doozy.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_0998.jpgIMG_0998I’m guessing “rat”.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_1014.jpgIMG_1014Snow-laden cedarhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_1005.jpgIMG_1005Snow hanging off our pagewire fence in delicate scallopshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_1002.jpgIMG_1002More hoarfrosthttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_0999.jpgIMG_0999Hoarfrost on top of snow: It looks like a fluffy polar bear cub!2018-02-26T18:47:48+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/02/14/use-your-words-diane/2018-02-19T05:58:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/01/31/its-a-sport/2018-02-02T19:39:26+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/01/17/im-a-pro-crastinator/2018-01-23T19:58:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/01/10/paint-lies-and-false-optimism/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/painting-jeans.jpgpainting jeanscaption2018-01-17T00:33:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2018/01/03/do-i-smell-a-new-year/2018-01-10T17:21:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/12/20/predictably-predictive/2018-01-03T04:12:32+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/12/13/spuds-and-um-spunts/2017-12-20T05:46:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/12/06/well-ill-be-spatchcocked/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/shooting-panda-nursery-decal.jpgshooting panda nursery decalAwww… how adorable. Not.2017-12-23T03:26:51+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/11/29/do-ya-feel-lucky-punk/2017-12-06T18:37:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/11/15/contractors-contractions/2017-11-23T18:52:33+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/11/08/the-four-letter-s-word/2017-11-16T04:13:29+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/11/01/mactac-mullets-and-manure/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/manure-pile.jpgmanure pile18,000 pounds. That’s more than I usually manage to pack into a post.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/vinyl-tiles1.jpgvinyl tilesLooks like glass… smells like vinyl.2017-11-13T05:41:43+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/10/25/polyester-flop-sweat/2017-11-05T16:54:48+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/10/18/contemplating-uranus/2017-10-26T01:26:28+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/10/11/shower-growlers-and-barking-spiders/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dianes-muse.jpgdianes museDiane's Muse2017-10-25T16:33:10+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/10/04/the-bees-knees/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/lazy-bees.jpglazy beesLazy beeshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/busy-bees.jpgbusy beesBusy bees2017-10-25T16:35:22+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/09/27/stepping-in-it/2017-10-25T23:04:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/09/20/putting-my-worst-face-forward/2017-10-25T16:39:18+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/09/13/schrodingers-leftovers/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/trump.jpgtrumpAn understandable mistake, yes?2017-10-25T16:41:26+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/08/30/okay-i-admit-it/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/exciting-book.jpgexciting book2017-09-06T22:12:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/08/23/ch-ch-ch-changes/2017-08-30T17:48:43+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/08/16/thorough-yeah-thats-it/2017-08-19T23:56:03+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/08/09/getting-the-goat/2017-11-22T05:41:31+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/08/02/better-never-than-late/2017-08-09T14:03:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/07/26/having-words-with-myself/2017-08-02T23:58:50+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/07/19/googling-bear-naked/2017-07-30T16:09:30+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/07/05/oh-deer/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/title-options-for-poll.jpgtitle options for poll2017-09-28T02:54:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/06/28/of-mice-men-and-smellograms/2017-07-04T15:46:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/06/21/this-weeks-been-a-gas/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/google-why-is.jpggoogle why isWhat?!?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/fitbit-dongle.jpgfitbit dongleGotta love it when the first item on the configuration list sounds like a kinky sex act.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wooly-willy.jpgwooly willyFrom a more innocent time…2017-07-05T19:56:10+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/06/14/phantom-glasses-syndrome/2019-11-24T17:41:49+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/06/07/flash-fiction-nun-for-us-please/2017-06-15T15:30:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/05/31/im-moved-to-profanity/2017-06-14T02:24:36+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/05/17/jusht-an-ash-hole/2017-05-24T16:01:26+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/05/10/its-just-pain-with-a-t/2017-05-26T16:44:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/05/03/too-many-balls/2017-05-13T04:24:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/04/19/dont-blame-mercury/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/pizza-rose.jpgpizza roseThey named it “The Principessa”.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/stop-makeup.jpgstop makeupIs there an Anti-Makeup League?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ocean-panorama.jpgocean panoramaIt was sublime – even a 180-degree panorama doesn’t do it justice.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/children-crossing.jpgchildren crossingIf there are children ON the highway, shouldn’t I stop?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/accuweather.jpgaccuweatherNow we know who hires the English majors.2017-04-28T10:31:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/04/12/whacking-off-in-all-directions/2017-04-16T18:07:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/04/05/seagulls-and-other-s-words/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/seagulls-landed-cropped.jpgseagulls landed croppedNo, that’s not snow on the beach; it’s wall-to-wall gullshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/seagulls-flying.jpgseagulls flyingIt’s like something out of Alfred Hitchcock.2017-04-09T08:32:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/03/29/off-the-walls/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/salamander.jpgsalamanderHe was moving very slowly – it’s still pretty chilly for salamanders.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/blue.jpgBlueBlue the cat is a little blue without his ‘people’. (Actually he’s a LOT Blue – he weighs 22 pounds.)2017-04-07T15:55:58+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/03/15/fail-part-deux-or-is-that-duh/2017-04-05T15:56:32+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/03/08/fail/2017-06-07T20:39:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/03/01/puddles/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/ice-filaments.jpgice-filamentsP.S. Here on the coast I’ve just discovered a ‘new-to-me’ type of spring ice: long silky filaments that form as water is pushed up out of sodden soil into freezing temperatures. How cool is that? (Literally.) ;-)2017-03-09T01:48:04+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/02/15/soaring-like-an-ego/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/eagle-public-domain-photo-from-usfws.jpgeagle-public-domain-photo-from-usfwsWith an ego like that, no wonder they look down on us. (Public Domain photo from United States Fish And Wildlife Service.)2017-02-22T17:13:30+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/02/08/diagnosis-writer/2017-02-15T19:31:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/02/01/submariners-and-sea-monsters-oh-my/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/groundbreaking.jpggroundbreakingIt might look anticlimactic compared to the rest of the photos, but this one makes me very happy!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rainbow-wave.jpgrainbow-wavehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cloudy-moon.jpgcloudy-moonhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/moonrise.jpgmoonrise.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/misty-sunrise.jpgmisty-sunrise.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sea-monster-cropped.jpgsea-monster-croppedI have no idea what creature wore this head before I found it bobbing gently in the surf. It was nearly ten inches across and it looks like some hideous sea monster, but it may have just been a codfish or something equally mundane. But I’m going with ‘sea monster’.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/starfish.jpgstarfishStarfish come in an amazing variety of shapes and colours from white to orange/red to blue/purple, and they have the ability to go from soft to rigid in mere seconds if you touch them. (Guys, did you get that?)2017-02-09T23:36:25+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/01/18/whew-i-think/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/house-is-sold-cartoon.jpghouse-is-sold-cartoon2017-01-21T17:51:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2017/01/04/training-cookies/2017-01-20T20:09:45+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/12/28/island-happy/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/island-happy.jpgisland-happy2017-01-03T20:31:02+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/12/14/squared-lasagna-and-numeric-tea/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/tea-box.jpgtea-boxSeriously, why would you waste time hunting for the next number?2016-12-17T16:30:29+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/12/07/pavlov-would-be-proud/2016-12-28T01:45:00+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/11/30/fanatics-vs-funlovers-its-a-tie/2016-12-03T03:41:26+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/11/23/worshipping-the-real-estate-gods/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/living-room.jpgliving-room2017-05-28T15:12:03+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/11/16/old-farmers-and-garbage-men/2016-11-28T21:03:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/11/09/slipping-through-the-cracks/2016-11-13T16:06:20+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/10/26/crazy-plant-lady/2016-11-02T02:57:46+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/10/19/screen-crud/2016-10-28T10:43:10+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/10/12/flipping-the-bird/2016-10-27T03:54:44+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/09/28/just-letting-the-weird-out/2016-12-19T21:35:25+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/09/21/riding-the-blue-unicorn/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/01-mustang.jpg01-mustangFord Mustang – “Get outta my way, punk!” (It even looks like it’s clenching a cigar in its teeth!)https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/02-spark.jpg02-sparkChevy Spark EV – “Hi, hi, hi! I’m so excited to meet you!”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/03-sonic.jpg03-sonicChevy Sonic – “Dude! Wanna watch me stuff an entire Big Mac in my mouth?”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/04-malibu.jpg04-malibuChevy Malibu – “Hey, babe, come back to my place and I’ll show you my etchings.”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/05-5gs.jpg05-5gsMazda 5 GS – “Whee! Happy-happy-happy day!”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/06-cx9.jpg06-cx9Mazda CX9 – “Okay, now you’re beginning to irritate me…”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/07-nsx.jpg07-nsxAcura NSX – *chuckles evilly*https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/08-juke.jpg08-jukeNissan Juke – “Dimples and buck-teeth – I’m Howdy Doody!”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/09-a4.jpg09-a4Audi A4 – *groans* “Why is it so bright in here? How much did I drink last night?”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/10-mulsanne.jpg10-mulsanneBentley Mulsanne – “Goodness gracious, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles.”2016-10-10T20:25:13+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/09/14/no-pressure/2016-09-21T15:13:15+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/09/07/highway-thru-hell/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ferry-leaving1.jpgferry-leavingThe 5:20 ferry leaving... without ushttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/train-tunnel.jpgtrain-tunnelA train tunnel near Salmon Arm, BC, from our truck windowhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mara-lake.jpgmara-lakeMara Lakehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vancouver-bridge.jpgvancouver-bridgeComing up on the Port Mann Bridge, Vancouver BChttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/vancouver-bridge-closeup.jpgvancouver-bridge-closeupOn the Port Mann Bridgehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/on-ferry1.jpgon-ferry1On the ferry at last!2016-09-12T03:31:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/08/31/let-the-freak-out-begin/2016-09-11T16:58:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/08/17/what-colour-is-the-sky-in-your-world/2016-08-24T14:54:56+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/08/10/trolling-for-cars/2016-10-04T21:50:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/08/03/anti-ant/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/creative-commons-ant.jpgcreative commons anthttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/skunks.jpgskunksMom and six baby skunks across the street from us - aren’t they adorable? 2016-08-08T17:41:50+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/07/27/butt-of-the-joke/2016-08-03T15:27:51+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/07/20/the-closet-reveal/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/phill-diane-wedding-aug-13-1999-hi-res.jpgPhill & Diane wedding Aug 13 1999 hi-reshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/closet-inventory5.jpgcloset inventory5https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/closet-inventory4.jpgcloset inventory4https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/closet-inventory3.jpgcloset inventory3https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/closet-inventory2.jpgcloset inventory2https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/closet-inventory1.jpgcloset inventory1https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/closet.jpgcloset2016-07-26T15:24:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/07/13/peek-into-my-closet/2016-07-25T01:36:33+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/07/06/disgusting-butt-mounds/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/butt-mounds.jpgbutt moundshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/kiss-this.jpgkiss thishttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wardrobe-malfunction.jpgwardrobe malfunction2016-07-12T14:46:45+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/06/29/self-driving-auto-paranoia/2016-07-04T15:14:22+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/06/22/give-me-air/2016-07-01T16:35:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/06/08/zen-shmen/2016-06-15T18:01:38+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/06/01/corrupting-the-dragon/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/dragon-vocabulary.jpgdragon vocabularyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/dragon-vocabulary2.jpgdragon vocabulary22016-06-08T18:00:55+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/05/25/sordid-chocolate-mousse/2016-05-31T21:16:56+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/05/18/the-spandex-menace/2016-05-28T14:54:17+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/05/11/whats-that-rusty-colour/2016-05-27T01:08:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/05/04/riffing-on-the-raff/2016-05-28T14:51:44+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/04/27/how-to-be-a-slacker/2016-04-30T19:04:06+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/04/20/subversive-shorts/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/subversive-shorts.jpgsubversive shortsOkay, now I need a drink. And those aren’t even Bermuda shorts.2016-04-29T15:20:32+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/04/13/hedge-sabres-and-sky-mice/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/pond.jpgpondThe pond last spring. It looks benign, but don’t inhale for a day or so…2016-04-18T17:35:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/04/06/coastal-cogitations/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/camellias.jpgcamelliashttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/daffodils.jpgdaffodilshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/trilliums.jpgtrilliumshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mossy-tree.jpgmossy treehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cathedral-grove.jpgcathedral grovehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/silver-ocean.jpgsilver oceanhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/blue-ocean.jpgblue oceanhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hidden-camera.jpghidden camera2016-04-13T18:29:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/bloopers/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/diane-laughing.jpgdiane laughing2019-05-25T09:43:04+00:00weekly0.6https://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/03/30/ping-pong-brain/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/nose-hair-conditioner.jpgnose hair conditionerhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/smidgeon.jpgsmidgeonMeasuring spoons for a tad, dash, pinch, smidgen, and drop2016-04-05T23:51:22+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/guest-book/criticism/2020-07-21T02:19:51+00:00weekly0.6https://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/03/23/a-sticky-situation/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/nailed-cartoon-small.jpgnailed cartoon small2016-03-30T16:50:38+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/03/16/serious-for-once/2016-03-30T16:51:45+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/03/09/whats-your-hippie-name/2016-03-21T15:14:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/03/02/my-lifes-a-thriller/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/caught-up-in-my-work5.jpgcaught up in my work2023-07-28T15:47:31+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/02/24/and-thats-my-cover-story/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ak-11-cover-final1.jpgAK-11 cover finalhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bloopers1.jpgbloopers1‘Scuse me while I stick this cardboard gun up my own ass. And please tell me that’s my hand and not a giant schlong hanging out the front of my jeans…2016-03-05T15:45:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/02/17/size-does-matter/2016-03-29T20:00:31+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/02/10/and-they-say-romance-is-dead/2016-02-19T18:35:07+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/01/27/that-turkey-neck-seems-glad-to-see-me/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cat-butt-hotpad.jpgcat butt hotpadWell, it is a cat-owner’s most frequent view of the cat.2016-01-30T15:23:35+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/01/20/search-engine-junkie/2016-03-01T18:33:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2016/01/06/want-some-cheese-with-your-kryptonite/2016-01-09T20:25:07+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/12/16/its-a-dilemma/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/everything-i-know.jpgeverything I know2015-12-22T03:29:00+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/12/09/a-mashup-of-mostly-food/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ak-8-cover-final-20152.jpgAK-8 cover final 2015https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/worms2.jpgworms22015-12-16T17:14:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/12/02/theyre-watching-me/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dear-mr-dave1.jpgdear mr daveThey got my name right in the subject line… and then they addressed me as “Dear Mr. Dave”.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/spelling-not-grammar.jpgspelling not grammarUmmm… Isn’t that a spelling correction?2015-12-13T22:01:55+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/11/25/guilty/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ak-7-cover-final-2015.jpgAK-7 cover final 20152015-12-01T18:12:42+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/11/18/a-blast-from-the-past/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ak-6-cover-final-2015.jpgAK-6 cover final 2015https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/diane-class-picture.jpgDiane class pictureThe 1970s were not kind to me. Note the massive zit, dead-centre of my forehead.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/copanarco-and-award-of-excellence.jpgcopanarco and award of excellenceI’m still proud of these two awards: The Award of Excellence from the ParticipACTION program ‘way back in 1973, and a silver medal from the archery team competition at the Championship of the Americas in 2003. (Yes, I realize that 30 years is a very lo-o-o-ng hiatus between awards. On the up side, I’ve got about 18 years to go before I have to try for another one.)https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mickey-mouse-t-shirt.jpgMickey Mouse T-shirtI actually considered wearing this for the photo just for laughs, but decided not to subject you to the retina-searing sight of me crammed into a too-small T-shirt. Poor Mickey would never be the same.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/teddy-then-and-now.jpgteddy then and nowTeddy then and now. He’s been through quite a few surgeries, but he’s still in one piece.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/michael-diane-and-carol-with-kitten.jpgMichael Diane and Carol with kittenWhich of these siblings looks most likely to get into mischief?2015-11-26T11:26:20+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/11/04/a-mix-of-new-feces/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/excited-store1.jpgexcited storeDear Crimestoppers: Please proofread your posters more carefully.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ak-5-cover-final-2015.jpgAK-5 cover final 2015https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/excited-store.jpgexcited storeDear Crimestoppers: Please, please proofread your posters more carefully.2015-11-10T04:22:43+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/10/28/fear-factor-freaky-edition/2015-10-30T17:55:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/10/21/fear-factor-adrenaline-edition/2015-10-26T13:12:51+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/10/14/fear-factor-creepy-crawly-edition/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/snakes.jpgsnakesYears ago, friends had a six-foot long boa constrictor who loved to cuddle up and tuck his nose under my hair where it was nice and warm.2015-10-22T18:15:53+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/10/10/bouchercon-special-free-e-books/2015-10-14T16:04:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/10/07/fear-factor-kitchen-edition/2015-10-11T14:59:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/09/23/ears-like-a-fruit-bat/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ears-like-a-fruit-bat.jpgears like a fruit batOkay, not literally.2015-10-08T03:40:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/09/16/attack-of-the-killer-t-oh-wait-thats-been-done/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/green-tomatoes.jpggreen tomatoesLucky these will ripen indoors.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/carrots.jpgcarrotsYes, that is a 10-gallon pot full of carrots.2015-09-22T13:29:53+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/09/09/games-with-whipped-cream/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ak-4-cover-final-2015.jpgAK-4 cover final 2015https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tache-hall.jpgtache hallTaché Hall in 1911, when the U of M was still the Agricultural College.2015-09-16T14:54:38+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/09/02/cremation-cucurbits-and-coc-erm-roosters/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/reach-for-the-spy-cover-updated-2015.jpgReach For The Spy cover updated 2015https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/amazon-cock-flavoured-soup.jpgamazon cock flavoured soupAmazon has a dirtier mind than I do.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cock-flavoured-soup.jpgcock flavoured soupYes, this is a real food product.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rooster-scented-rice.jpgrooster scented riceYes, that says ‘Rooster Scented Jasmine Rice’https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/zucchinis.jpgzucchinisJust as plump and perky as ever (the zukes, not me).https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/funeral-home.jpgfuneral homeUmmm…. Okay…?2015-09-09T19:35:57+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/08/19/its-a-fine-line/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/creative-insanity1.jpgcreative insanity2015-09-15T16:42:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/08/12/nostril-damus-speaks/2015-09-15T16:40:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/08/05/its-a-conspiracy/2015-08-12T15:26:12+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/07/29/the-scariest-word/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ak-10-cover-final2.jpgAK-10 cover final2015-09-07T15:25:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/07/22/a-clean-post/2015-07-28T23:35:18+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/07/15/werewolf-porn-star/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/7day-stats.jpg7day statsWhat, no scrotums?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/alltime-stats.jpgalltime statsWait, am I detecting a theme here…?2015-07-19T17:37:26+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/07/08/crazy-cones-and-cockroaches/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/crazy-cone.jpgcrazy coneOh, dear...2015-07-13T14:26:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/07/01/scrotums-rule-or-not/2015-07-17T19:44:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/06/17/putting-the-real-in-real-estate/2016-01-19T18:46:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/06/10/unlucky/2015-06-14T16:03:11+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/06/03/beware-the-sock-imps/2015-06-13T04:55:02+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/05/27/hot-cars-and-warm-memories/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ak-2-the-spy-is-cast-cover-final1.jpgAK-2 The Spy Is Cast cover finalhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/corvette.jpgCorvettehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ak-2-the-spy-is-cast-cover-final.jpgAK-2 The Spy Is Cast cover final2015-06-01T15:10:10+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/05/20/im-such-a-snotty-princess/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/potato-dick.jpgpotato dickThat’ll make you think twice about digging in the garden…https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tacky-t-shirt.jpgtacky t-shirtTotally me. Not.2015-05-27T15:41:27+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/04/29/i-love-my-job/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/trucking-john-and-me2.jpgtrucking john and me2https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/trucking1.jpgtrucking1My short but thrilling trucking career (note the wild hair – we had the windows open so I could enjoy the sound of the engine).2015-12-10T00:13:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/05/13/a-super-pickle-tickle/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/zucchini.jpgzucchiniQuite a bit more disturbing than Super Pickle.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/super-pickle.jpgsuper pickleSuper Pickle in all his glory.2018-10-31T20:03:30+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/05/06/its-the-cats-ass/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cat-butt-1.jpgcat butt 1Yes, that is a cat’s-ass fridge magnet.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cat-butt-2.jpgcat butt 2 Is that modesty or lasciviousness?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cat-butts-3.jpgcat butts 32020-11-30T18:48:30+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/04/22/beetle-chips-and-other-stories/2015-05-08T15:16:15+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/04/15/random-thoughts-from-a-fried-brain/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/being-a-novelist-final2.jpgbeing a novelist final2015-04-19T15:14:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/04/08/automotive-heaven-can-wait/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/werewolf.jpgwerewolf2016-03-31T15:17:06+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/04/01/dental-daftness/2015-04-14T16:45:35+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/03/25/i-fear-the-eagle/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/never-say-spy-cover-updated-2015.jpgNever Say Spy cover updated 20152015-04-07T16:08:09+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/03/18/wheres-diane/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/big-tree-sign.jpgbig tree signhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shells.jpgshellshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ice-cream.jpgice creamhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dinner.jpgdinnerhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/raindrop-tree.jpgraindrop treehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/crown-isle-gc.jpgcrown isle gchttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cedar1.jpgcedarhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/big-tree.jpgbig treehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/douglas-fir.jpgdouglas fir2015-04-05T16:31:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/03/11/rude-awakenings/2015-03-16T21:27:17+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/02/25/public-menace-1/2015-03-02T02:51:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/02/18/i-got-ten-inches-last-weekend/2015-02-22T23:18:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/02/11/funny-as-a-turnip/2015-02-18T03:00:02+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/02/04/so-i-booked-a-photo-session/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/photoshoot-cartoon.jpgphotoshoot cartoon2015-02-18T15:12:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/01/28/um-hello-911/2015-02-09T17:29:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/01/21/code-phrases-and-cauliflower/2015-01-29T01:45:52+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/01/14/meanwhile-inside-my-brain/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/3yrold-cartoon2.jpg3yrold cartoon2015-01-20T15:16:29+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2015/01/07/cow-farts-and-doobies/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spy-high-book-9-cover.jpgSpy High book 9 cover2015-01-13T01:29:10+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/12/31/thanks-for-another-good-year/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gingerbread-house.jpggingerbread house2015-01-14T21:50:03+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/12/24/seasons-greetings/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/snowscape.jpgsnowscape2014-12-31T15:29:20+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/12/16/virtual-cookie-exchange/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cookie-exchange.jpgcookie exchange2014-12-17T15:21:06+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/12/10/alcoholity-101/2014-12-14T21:34:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/12/03/true-confessions/2014-12-08T23:57:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/11/26/cockeyed-and-crazy/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/finished.jpgfinishedThis photo doesn’t do justice to the satiny ripples of figuring in the burls.2015-01-22T17:52:31+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/11/19/prickly-neighbours/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img-20141118-00625.jpgIMG-20141118-00625That’s Hubby mugging with our new neighbours, the saguaro cacti (also prickly pears in the foreground)2014-11-25T22:07:46+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/11/12/its-gonna-be-a-long-winter/2014-11-23T16:57:29+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/11/05/beware-killer-raisins/2014-11-14T15:33:27+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/10/29/something-wicked-this-way-comes/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/potato2.jpgpotato2Or this?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/potato1.jpgpotato1How would you like to find this when you stick your hand in the potato bin?2018-03-26T16:26:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/10/15/i-went-out-and-got-pithed/2014-10-31T13:57:56+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/10/08/dear-truckers/2014-10-11T01:07:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/10/01/hey-brain-stop-eating-beans/2014-10-07T03:43:17+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/09/24/wait-wha/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/glow-magazine1.jpgglow magazineTell me, does this colour scheme say ‘Glow’ to you?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hairball.jpghairballYes, that is *exactly* what it looks like.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/red-mittens-search.jpgred mittens searchThese red mittens all have one thing in common: They’re, um… red.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/red-mittens.jpgred mittensCheck the sign: "Red mittens".https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fortune-goal.jpgfortune - goal2014-10-01T02:16:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/09/17/only-in-my-world/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dick.jpgdickIt followed me home; can I keep it?2014-09-24T01:06:49+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/09/10/dear-autumn/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img-20140907-00578.jpgIMG-20140907-00578Summer's last gift. Now you know why I love him. :-)https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img-20140910-00582.jpgIMG-20140910-00582Snowpocalypse. This is AFTER I went out and knocked the snow off our trees.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img-20140908-00579.jpgIMG-20140908-00579I thought this was bad...2014-09-19T03:07:32+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/09/03/doing-the-crabapple-tango/2014-09-16T14:11:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/08/27/in-which-i-go-soak-my-head/2014-09-04T13:18:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/11/13/im-only-an-idiot-whew/2014-08-21T01:49:37+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/08/20/stop-the-fashion-presses/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/diane-50th-bday1.jpgdiane 50th bday2014-08-25T20:34:38+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/08/13/karmas-dicking-with-me/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hotel-room.jpghotel roomhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/shooter.jpgshooterhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dick-window.jpgdick window2014-08-17T21:39:22+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/08/06/how-do-you-like-my-new-piercing/2014-08-13T23:41:58+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/07/30/a-grizzly-attempt-at-humour/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/grizzly3.jpggrizzly3.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/grizzly4.jpggrizzly4.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/grizzly2.jpggrizzly2.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/grizzly1.jpggrizzly1Eh, maybe not. There’s something about all those claws and teeth that just takes the giggles right out of it.2014-08-05T16:45:44+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/07/23/hubbys-got-a-big-deck/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/trailer-deck.jpgtrailer deckSorry it’s dirty; I’d been on and off it all day and hadn’t gotten around to cleaning it yet…2015-01-20T23:54:58+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/07/16/the-battle-of-the-keep-a-true-story/2014-07-31T02:56:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/07/09/hello-from-planet-innuendo/2014-07-15T16:19:30+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2011/06/08/highway-childishness/2015-10-31T15:26:18+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/07/02/canadian-eh/2014-07-08T13:56:29+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/06/25/farewell-to-a-faithful-friend/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/truck.jpgtruckhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dad-at-sydney-cape-breton.jpgDad at Sydney, Cape BretonDad at Sydney, on Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia2019-03-07T19:09:34+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/06/18/im-doomed/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/doomed3.jpgdoomedhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fortune-cookie.jpgfortune cookie2014-06-24T02:43:04+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/06/04/progress/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spy-now-pay-later-cover-draft.jpgSpy Now Pay Later cover draft2014-06-12T15:46:03+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/05/28/and-that-was-my-week/2014-05-29T22:39:27+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/06/13/at-least-im-edible/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/edible-underwear-302-calories.jpgedible underwear - 302 caloriesKnit it yourself from licorice laces – only 302 calories!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/edible-underwear-brief-jerky.jpgedible underwear - brief jerkyJust in case you were wondering, “Where’s the beef?”2014-05-25T14:18:36+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/03/28/the-great-motorcycle-debate/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/yamaha-yzf-r1.jpgYamaha YZF R1Germain's bike: 2001 Yamaha YZF R1https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/harley-fatboy.jpgHarley FatboyHellhound's bike: 2000 Harley-Davidson Fatboy2015-11-09T15:46:12+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/01/18/show-me-your-tool/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/torque_elect.jpgtorque_electElectronic: Overcompensatin?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/torque_click.jpgtorque_clickClick-type: Focused and Thoroughhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/torque_beam.jpgtorque_beamFlexible and Easygoing2014-05-25T14:14:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/05/21/chair-demons/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/creepy-chickens.jpgcreepy chickenshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/creepy-chair.jpgcreepy chairWould you turn your back on this?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/creepy-cat.jpgcreepy catTotally creepy, but in a good way.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/creepy-beaver.jpgcreepy beaverHe’s cuddly-soft, and his name is Bob. Don’t ask.2014-05-26T02:58:46+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/05/14/the-secret-of-happiness/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-secret-to-happiness2.jpgthe secret to happiness2014-05-19T22:03:14+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/05/07/snow-fun/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tofino.jpgtofino“Storm-watching” at Tofino.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/august-snowman.jpgaugust snowmanI built this guy on August 20, 1992.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/may-snow.jpgmay snow2014-05-16T03:17:03+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/04/30/baby-duck/2014-05-05T18:35:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/04/23/brain-salad/2014-05-11T16:41:12+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/04/16/beef-is-a-vegetable/2014-04-25T04:22:38+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/04/02/dancin-fool/2014-07-28T02:02:09+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/03/26/ouch/2014-04-04T13:36:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/03/05/confessions-of-a-vegas-swinger/2014-03-10T21:26:32+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/02/26/revolting/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/revolting.jpgrevolting2014-03-10T14:12:29+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/02/19/i-survived-v-day/2014-02-27T21:36:20+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/02/12/belly-dance-thatll-teach-me/2014-03-08T21:00:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/02/05/how-to-oooh-shiny/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/how-to-write-a-blog-post-narrow4.jpghow to write a blog post narrow2014-03-17T16:50:34+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/01/29/snake-and-mayonnaise/2014-01-31T20:56:14+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/01/22/shakin-it-up/2014-01-24T03:03:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/01/15/gassy-and-shy/2014-01-17T15:06:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2014/01/08/passport-photo-purgatory/2014-01-15T08:26:50+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/12/11/airport-deja-vu/2013-12-23T16:12:13+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/12/18/talking-turkey/2013-12-23T20:43:26+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/12/04/hortiporn-addict/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/garden2.jpggarden2Most people dream of tropical vacations. I dream of this.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/veggies.jpgveggiesI know; it looks like work. But it was worth it!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hortiporn.jpghortipornIt was sheer coincidence the magazine fell open to carrots and cucumbers.2013-12-16T20:38:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/11/27/love-my-beaver/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kiki-bird.jpgkiki birdThe ubiquitous Kiki bird (winter plumage)2021-07-16T02:36:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/11/20/flash-fiction-monkeys-money/2013-11-24T22:42:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/11/17/ive-been-thinking-too-much-lately/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mind-power.jpgmind power2013-11-23T15:59:26+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/11/10/im-such-a-fashionista/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fashion.jpgfashion2013-11-17T16:16:10+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/10/30/bass-ackwards/2013-11-05T14:07:22+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/11/03/real-life-is-stranger-than-fiction/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/grocery-lineup1.jpggrocery lineup2013-11-06T12:09:09+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/10/23/what-was-in-that-salad/2013-10-26T06:11:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/10/16/what-my-library-says/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-elvis.jpgbooks-elvisAaaawww... man... now I've got the munchies...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-awesome.jpgbooks-awesomeThe line forms to the left!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-brooms.jpgbooks-brooms...and if you really believe you'll find such a thing... please take a number.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-faking.jpgbooks-fakingWhen you find a title like "In The Wet", it's hard to avoid being inappropriate...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-weasel.jpgbooks-weasel'Nuff said. But check out "Trousering Your Weasel" by another of my blogging buddies, Murr Brewster!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-kaching.jpgbooks-kachingSeems like a natural progression to me.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-flipping.jpgbooks-flippingCan anybody else relate? P.S. "In A Fix" is by my blogging buddy Linda Grimes - check it out!https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-bloodthirsty.jpgbooks-bloodthirstySounds like a standard action-movie plot...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-cat.jpgbooks-catSo... what am I supposed to do?https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/books-what-the-bleep.jpgbooks-what the bleepI usually feel this way about half-way through writing a novel.2013-10-23T13:59:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/10/09/semi-defective/2013-10-16T14:58:43+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/10/02/home-free/2013-10-07T14:11:17+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/09/29/they-lied-as-usual/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/weather.jpgweather2013-10-03T01:02:04+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/09/25/colour-me-psychotic/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swatch-brown.jpgswatch-brownShouldn't Have Eaten That Burritohttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swatch-green.jpgswatch-greenRadioactive Algaehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swatch-black.jpgswatch-blackDon’t Let Dad Barbequehttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swatch-pink.jpgswatch-pinkBaby’s Bumhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swatch-bluegreen.jpgswatch-bluegreenMonth-Old Breadhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/swatch-red.jpgswatch-redHooker’s Lips2013-10-03T01:00:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/09/22/its-all-about-the-journey/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/destination.jpgdestination2013-09-24T14:22:14+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/09/18/a-nudie-pic-from-my-sordid-past/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/stefs-wedding1.jpgStef's weddingSorry, Camille, I would’ve cropped you out to preserve your privacy if I could, but thanks for being there. No, I mean physically there. In front of me, blocking the view.2013-09-24T17:23:22+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/09/15/murphy-strikes-again/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/luck.jpgluck2013-10-01T14:06:33+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/09/11/hair-today/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/diane-hair.jpgdiane hairJust before I cut it off and donated it about 10 years ago. (The ends look weird because I had just taken it out of a braid.)2013-09-25T15:29:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/09/08/now-i-feel-much-safer/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tornado-watch1.jpgtornado watch2013-09-11T15:04:23+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/08/28/scuse-my-bear-behind/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bear-behind.jpgbear behind2013-09-09T17:18:44+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/08/25/a-balanced-diet/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/diet.jpgdiet2013-10-10T02:35:29+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/08/21/fly-diapers-god-im-old/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/firepit.jpgfirepitNo hunkering down next to the flames for me. I even use a non-stick frying pan.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/outhouse-int.jpgouthouse intThe deluxe outhouse2013-09-09T17:23:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/08/18/i-sing-like-a-bird/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/contralto.jpgcontralto2013-09-09T17:04:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/08/14/compatibility-is-overrated/2013-10-01T17:15:29+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/08/11/not-a-cartoonist-obviously/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pants1.jpgpantshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/not-a-cartoonist1.jpgnot a cartoonist2013-09-09T16:58:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/08/07/is-there-a-12-step-program-for-that/2013-10-01T17:14:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2011/06/29/evil-pizza/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pizza-vs-me.jpgpizza vs me2013-08-05T21:58:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/05/22/sometimes-words-fail-me/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row11.jpgmiracle cartoon row11https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row10.jpgmiracle cartoon row10https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row09.jpgmiracle cartoon row09https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row08.jpgmiracle cartoon row08https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row07.jpgmiracle cartoon row07https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row06.jpgmiracle cartoon row06https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row05.jpgmiracle cartoon row05https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row04.jpgmiracle cartoon row04https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row03.jpgmiracle cartoon row03https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miracle-cartoon-row02.jpgmiracle cartoon row022013-08-05T21:55:58+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/06/12/the-happy-hoer/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/happy-hoer.jpghappy hoer2013-10-01T14:45:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/07/10/short-and-silly/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/500-words-cartoon.jpgA Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words2013-09-05T02:12:19+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/07/31/happiness-is-a-warm-gun/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/email.jpgemail2013-10-01T17:13:07+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/07/24/im-amused/2013-08-12T14:12:39+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/07/17/im-not-a-cunning-linguist/2013-07-19T15:37:45+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/07/03/alien-butt-sensors/2013-09-05T00:32:04+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/06/26/calgary-flood-2013/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/alberta-map.jpgalberta maphttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/we-are-calgary.jpgwe are calgary2013-07-02T00:29:11+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/06/19/ill-tell-you-whats-normal/2013-06-28T17:41:54+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/06/05/were-all-free-and-naked/2014-06-24T02:51:09+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/05/29/this-poop-requires-cultured-decoding/2013-08-07T15:25:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/04/24/rorschach-poster-child/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rorschach-mother.jpgrorschach motherhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rorschach-harley.jpgrorschach harleyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rorschach-garden.jpgrorschach gardenhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rorschach-elves.jpgrorschach elves2013-05-25T21:38:00+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/05/24/play-nicely-kids-please/2013-05-30T14:08:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/05/15/in-praise-of-piss/2013-05-30T14:05:49+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/05/08/feeling-crabby/2013-05-30T14:59:17+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/05/01/crack-popcorn/2013-05-30T14:59:45+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/04/17/suitably-embarrassed/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/snow.jpgsnowYes, this is unusual even for us.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/red-suit.jpgred suitPlease excuse my geeky expressions – as I’ve noted before, I’m NOT photogenic. And I have never worn the suit in public with white socks, either. Promise.2013-05-30T15:00:21+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/04/03/kiss-ass-typo/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/heroes_herpes.jpgheroes_herpes2013-05-19T16:38:15+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/03/27/covering-my-ass/2013-04-06T14:26:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/03/20/just-like-a-normal-person/2016-03-26T16:05:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/03/13/i-dont-get-no-respect/2013-04-03T14:07:30+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/05/09/beautiful-sunshiny-versatile-and-lazy/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/versatile-blogger-award.jpgversatile blogger awardhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sunshine-award.jpgsunshine awardhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/diane-shoes1.jpgToo-Tall Heelshttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/beautiful-blogger-award.jpgbeautiful blogger award2015-11-10T17:23:15+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/03/06/mwf-seeking-woman-with-gun/2013-03-11T22:06:16+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/02/27/stand-back-brain-farts/2016-03-14T15:18:42+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/02/20/im-losing-it/2013-02-28T14:54:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/02/13/flash-nonfiction-labyrinth/2013-02-22T02:04:38+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/02/06/skipping-down-memory-lane/2013-03-02T23:30:49+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/01/30/i-like-young-guys/2019-04-18T18:41:32+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/01/30/were-all-naked/2015-07-16T15:36:02+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/01/23/not-dressed-up-and-no-place-to-go/2013-02-21T21:19:51+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/01/16/i-love-a-guy-with-a-big-deck/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/deck-big.jpgdeck - bigNew huge deckhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/deck-little.jpgdeck - littleOriginal tiny deck2016-03-05T15:34:43+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/01/09/and-then-it-got-ugly/2013-01-20T16:13:51+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2013/01/02/sometimes-i-wonder/2013-01-17T14:53:58+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/12/26/ho-ho-hum/2016-03-01T01:54:24+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/12/21/end-of-the-world/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/toms-end-of-the-world-blog-party.jpgTom's end of the world blog partyCome join the End Of The World party over at AquaTom Mansion2013-02-21T17:09:25+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/12/19/blood-pressure-and-shrinkydinks/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/shrinkydinks.jpgshrinkydinksI couldn’t even hold the camera still, I was laughing so hard.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/random-censored.jpgrandom censoredJust like the Sesame Street song, “One of these things is not like the others…”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/elevator-doors.jpgelevator doorsSaw this at the mall: “Elevator temporally out of order”https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/silly-stop-quality-driving.jpgsilly - stop quality drivingI think somebody needed to look at this a little more closely before they approved the decal.https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/free-bp-cropped.jpgfree bp croppedI found this sign beside a supermarket pharmacy.2012-12-21T15:25:05+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/12/12/its-like-fishing-but-without-the-beer/2012-12-21T15:23:41+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/12/05/its-complicated/2016-03-01T01:48:12+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/11/28/bro-bulletin-questions-of-doom-4/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/diane-mo.jpgdiane moPlease? For me? *bats big brown eyes*2012-12-20T05:17:45+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/11/21/bro-bulletin-questions-of-doom-3/2012-11-27T16:58:59+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/11/14/bro-bulletin-questions-of-doom-2/2012-11-15T17:44:01+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/11/10/sorry-im-a-douche/2012-11-20T15:31:08+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/11/07/bro-bulletin-questions-of-doom-1/2012-11-12T01:21:17+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/10/24/boom-splat/2012-10-31T15:08:32+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/10/17/dont-even-think-of-snatching-my-ass/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/opa-fat-cheek.jpgopa fat cheekOPA! FAT CHEEK (You know I'm right)2012-10-26T16:54:40+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/10/10/thanks-technology-i-think/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/office.jpgofficeIt looks like an angel when it’s sleeping...https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/computer-seppuku.jpgcomputer seppukuComputer seppuku. Try not to look at the bloody entrails.2012-10-20T16:32:46+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/10/03/creepy-stalker-here/2012-10-21T00:02:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/09/26/fifty-shades-of-leverage/2012-10-16T21:21:36+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/09/19/a-redhead-walks-into-a-tranny-shop/2012-11-07T18:13:11+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2011/11/09/more-beaver/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/beaver.jpgbeaver2012-09-15T03:24:47+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/09/12/i-can-type-with-a-banana-in-my-hand/2012-10-16T20:58:52+00:00monthlyhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/2012/09/05/thinking-about-drinking/https://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bee-and-sunflowers.jpgbee and sunflowersBee in flight just below the smaller sunflowerhttps://blog.dianehenders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/garden.jpggardenHalf of the “real” garden now (it looked better in mid-summer before the hail, 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