“OMG! I am in Paris and I started to read book 1 last night before bed. Went to sleep but woke up at 3am to read more. I’m hooked. Fabulous writing.”
Spicy suspense served hard-boiled
If you’re seeking intellectually stimulating literary fiction, you might as well keep looking. But if you’re craving the literary equivalent of beer and pizza with chocolate for dessert (or for the entire meal)… welcome!
I got tired of reading stories about middle-aged female characters who sweetly reminisce about their younger years while the twenty-somethings have all the fun. I’m not going to stop having adventures just because I’m over… okay, well over forty.
I’m old(er), not dead.
That’s why I created a kickass, foul-mouthed middle-aged bookkeeper who gets sucked into a spy’s life. If you like fast-paced action with some laughs along the way, my books are for you. I hope you enjoy them.
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Despite her penchant for weapons and ripe language, Aydan Kelly’s resumé reads ‘bookkeeper’, not ‘badass’. She’s leaving the city to fulfill her dream of rural tranquillity when she gets carjacked by a man who shouldn’t exist.
When RCMP officer John Kane kills her would-be abductor, Aydan thinks her troubles are over. But Kane’s investigation implicates her in an international espionage plot, and criminal charges become the least of her worries when she’s targeted by the very spies Kane suspects her of aiding.
Pity her enemies. Because nobody’s tougher than a middle-aged woman who wants her dream back.
From NEVER SAY SPY:
Sliding into bed, I touched the handle of the crowbar under the other pillow for reassurance. I live alone. If somebody breaks into my house in the middle of the night, what am I going to do? Hit them with a pillow? I don’t think so.
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“Clever premise, funny and smart, takes you on a wild ride, and keeps you guessing.”
“Gotta love ‘em, quirky yet realistic characters combine with a fast-paced James Bond style plot for a whole new experience in action stories. Can’t wait to read the next one!”
“The characters are funny, principled, sexy and flawed…everything that I want in a good story.”
When a clandestine government agency recruits middle-aged bookkeeper Aydan Kelly, she overcomes her fear and agrees to go undercover at a lavish gala affair. But the glamour of the mission fades fast when she finds herself astride a motorcycle, assigned to an all-male surveillance team.
Aydan discovers spies are using classified technology to torture information from their captives. Worse, they know she’s breached their security. Now she has to prevent them from revealing her true identity, while avoiding capture by the vicious criminals who won’t hesitate to torture her, too.
From THE SPY IS CAST:
I had a sudden mental image of letting fly with a rip-roaring fart halfway through the elegant meal, and snickered. “You behave,” I said severely to my reflection, struggling to quell its wicked grin.
“Just the right amount of violence, sex and good old spy adventure to keep you entertained for hours on end.”
“This book is hard to label. Mix in a little scifi, with two parts spy, and one part sex, shaken, not stirred. Chug it down and enjoy.”
Middle-aged bookkeeper Aydan Kelly never wanted to moonlight as a spy, but she doesn’t have a choice. Working with computer networks in a secured building sounds safe, but it turns out the job’s a killer – literally.
When Aydan’s trusted co-worker is shot while committing an apparently treasonous act, Aydan embarks on a secret mission to clear his name. But her investigation casts suspicion on the director of operations himself. If he’s a double agent, Aydan’s in more danger than she ever imagined… and national security hangs in the balance.
From REACH FOR THE SPY:
Jesus, my yard was starting to feel like a Village People reunion. So far I had the cop, the biker, and the cowboy. My overstressed brain temporarily disengaged as I glanced toward the road, half-expecting to see a musclebound construction worker approaching.
“This series just gets better and better! I can’t stop reading! More action, turns and twists, great character development, and one hell of a fun read.”
“OMG – fun fun fun and sexy too.”
“I just can’t keep away. For Kelly, I’d even leave Bond behind. In the dust!”
Aydan Kelly has reluctantly accepted her unwanted role as a part-time spy. It’s painful and dangerous, but she’s willing to make the sacrifice for the good of her country. Too bad her country doesn’t have the same honourable intentions.
When Aydan discovers the government murdered her husband, the betrayal drives her on a quest to uncover the truth. Living as a fugitive, alienated from the people she once trusted, she has to evade both government agents and the violent criminals who will sell her to the highest bidder.
From TELL ME NO SPIES:
My ass hurt like a bitch, it had taken me all goddamn night to get ten miles out of town, and I was starving, exhausted, and scared shitless. And I had a Glock and a Bible. Hell, what could possibly go wrong?
“This is the fourth book in a series that just keeps getting better. Aydan Kelly and Hellhound are hands down two of my favorite people in the whole world…”
“YAHOO …A series mature women might seriously enjoy as a temporary “escape” from the challenges of their daily grind.”
“I haven’t been this hooked on a series like this since Karin Slaughter.”
In her work with a clandestine government agency, Aydan Kelly stumbles across a shadowy consortium of scientists whose members are selling classified information for personal profit.
Aydan wants to report them, but there’s a small complication: her supposedly dead husband… isn’t. He wants to rendezvous with her, but he could be working with the consortium. If she rats on the scientists, her husband will die. But if she doesn’t, the consortium will kill her…
From HOW SPY I AM:
I fixed him with a weary eye. “Shoot me, tell me what’s on your mind, or shut the fuck up. Or hell, do all of them, in any order you please.”
“I’ve since devoured all five books in the series. Honestly, they’re like potato chips–I couldn’t stop.”
“Enjoyed not only this Spy book by Diane Henders but all the rest of her Spy books besides. Kept me up reading just could not put these books down.”
“I was so caught up in Aydan’s adventure that I bought one after another to discover answers to the mystery and intrigue that she was entangled in. It has been refreshing to read a book with a middle aged strong capable woman as the main character.”
Aydan Kelly’s part-time job with a clandestine government organization just got a lot more complicated. Forced to lie to save her lover’s career, she tells the director she’s an experienced secret agent. He believes her… and assigns her to a dangerous mission.
When Aydan realizes innocent lives are at stake, she tries to confess her deception, but it’s already too late. Cut off from the Department and used as a pawn in the vengeful schemes of an obsessed spy, she must stop him before he destroys the people she loves.
From A SPY FOR A SPY:
Oh, goody. I’d learned another valuable spy-skill. If you’re planning to shoot a spy, don’t knock on his front door. Duh.
”Downloaded “A Spy For A Spy” on my Kindle this morning. Couldn’t stop reading!!! BEST book of the series!!!”
“D Henders is one of the most talented writers I’ve had the privilege of reading. The way she makes you feel like your wearing the skin of her characters is a truly an amazing thing. This gave me goose bumps!”
“The characters, plots and sub-plots are incredibly well developed. The writing is superb and reads fast. I have read all six books in this series in four days. I absolutely could not put them down. Wish I could give these books each more than five stars.”
Book 7 in the NEVER SAY SPY series
to be released Winter 2013/14
“Probably Inappropriate” is a selection of posts from her blog at http://www.dianehenders.com.
“Definitely Inappropriate” is the second volume of posts from her blog at http://www.dianehenders.com.
- To be released May 2013 -
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